Who would steal a park bench??
Ha, that had been a bench at a private residence! So what kind of person would steal a park bench? A douch...
A private residence--that's even worse!Kids these days are calling people douche nozzles. I find that graphically wonderful--and fitting for park bench thieves.
Folks in Montreal at least have agency to voice their opinion in public...permanently...Hey it's even get disseminated via web by a benevolent (?) stranger.A nozzle sounds nastier than a bag.